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use Exporter qw(import); |
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our @EXPORT = qw(alig); |
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our $VERSION = '0.0102'; # VERSION |
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"absolutely" => "for real", |
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"actual" => "hactual", |
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"agent" => "asian", |
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"alright" => "aight", |
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"an" => "a", |
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"anal" => "batty", |
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"angry" => "menstural", |
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"animal" => "aminal", |
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"annoying" => "pissin", |
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"anus" => "batty", |
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"apartment" => "turf", |
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"are" => "is", |
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"argument" => "ruk", |
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"arguments" => "ruks", |
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"arse" => "batty", |
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"arse" => "exit", |
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"arsehole" => "batty hole", |
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"ass" => "batty", |
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"asses" => "batties", |
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"asshole" => "batty hole", |
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"attractive" => "fit", |
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"austria" => "Newgoslavia", |
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"awful" => "mingin", |
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"babe" => "fit bitch", |
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"baby" => "bitch", |
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"bad" => "wicked", |
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"ballix" => "balls", |
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"balls" => "biggies", |
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"balls" => "mr biggies", |
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"bang" => "bone", |
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"banged" => "boned", |
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"barn" => "farm", |
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"bastard" => "bastid", |
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"bbc" => "telly", |
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"beast" => "mr biggy", |
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"beautiful" => "wicked", |
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"because" => "coz", |
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"bedsit" => "turf", |
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"been" => "bin", |
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"bent" => "batty", |
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"best" => "fittest", |
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"best" => "wickedest", |
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"bestfriend" => "main man", |
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"bestfriend" => "main man", |
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"big" => "massiv", |
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"billion" => "quillion", |
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"bird" => "bitch", |
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"bird" => "bitch", |
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"birds" => "bitches", |
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"bisexual" => "trisexual", |
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"bisexual" => "trisexual", |
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"bizarre" => "batty", |
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"blacks" => "bruvers", |
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"bloke" => "geezer", |
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"blonde" => "fit", |
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"blow" => "erbal remedy", |
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"bollox" => "balls", |
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"boob" => "babylon", |
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"bored" => "chilled", |
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"borrow" => "steal", |
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"boss" => "main man", |
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"bottom" => "batty", |
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"boyfriend" => "main man", |
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"boys" => "bruvers", |
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"boys" => "main men", |
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"break" => "chill", |
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"breast" => "babylon", |
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"brill" => "wicked", |
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"brilliant" => "wicked", |
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"brother" => "bruver", |
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"browse" => "check", |
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"bugger" => "bum", |
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"bum" => "batty", |
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"bumfuck" => "bum", |
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"bumhole" => "batty hole", |
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"bunch" => "crew", |
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"butt" => "batty", |
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"butt" => "batty", |
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"butthole" => "batty hole", |
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"buy" => "purchase", |
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"bye" => "bo", |
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"cane" => "erbal remedy", |
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"cannabis" => "erbal remedy", |
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"cap" => "tommy", |
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"car" => "auto", |
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"cat" => "aminal", |
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"catholic" => "muslim", |
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"catholics" => "muslims", |
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"center" => "house", |
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"centre" => "house", |
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"certainly" => "aye", |
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"cheese" => "erbal remedy", |
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"chick" => "bitch", |
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"chicken" => "chikun", |
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"chilled" => "ambient", |
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"chum" => "main man", |
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"chums" => "boys", |
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"cigarette" => "fag", |
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"city" => "turf", |
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"clever" => "brainiest", |
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"click" => "let it rip", |
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"clit" => "love button", |
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"clitoris" => "love button", |
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"clockwork" => "chocolate", |
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"clothes" => "threads", |
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"club" => "cukabilly", |
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"coat" => "tommy hilfinger", |
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"cocaine" => "erbal remedy", |
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"cock" => "dong", |
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"coins" => "coppers", |
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"coke" => "craic", |
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"colleage" => "main man", |
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"colleages" => "boys", |
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"college" => "scool", |
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"commies" => "nazies", |
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"commy" => "nazy", |
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"company" => "crew", |
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"compliment" => "respect", |
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"compliments" => "respects", |
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"computer" => "pooter", |
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"condom" => "rubber", |
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"conservative" => "constervative", |
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"constabulary" => "constalubury", |
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"cool" => "wicked", |
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"coolest" => "fittest", |
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"coppers" => "pigs", |
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"cops" => "constalubury", |
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"country" => "turf", |
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"cow" => "bitch", |
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"coworker" => "main man", |
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"coworkers" => "boys", |
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"craic" => "crack", |
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"crap" => "mingin", |
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"crapper" => "bog", |
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"cunning" => "brainiest", |
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"cunt" => "punanni", |
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"curse" => "say a swear word", |
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"cursed" => "sed swear words", |
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"curses" => "sez swear words", |
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"cursing" => "saying swear words", |
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"cute" => "fit", |
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"dad" => "old geezer", |
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"darlin" => "bitch", |
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"darling" => "bitch", |
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"dead" => "stiff", |
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"definitely" => "for real", |
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"depressed" => "down", |
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"dick" => "dong", |
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"dickhead" => "chief", |
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"dinner" => "grub", |
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"dinnertime" => "grubtime", |
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"dirty" => "mingin", |
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"discover" => "check", |
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"discrimination" => "racalist", |
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"dislike" => "don't dig", |
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"dj" => "selecta", |
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"dodgy" => "batty", |
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"dog" => "aminal", |
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"dong" => "knob", |
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"dope" => "erbal remedy", |
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"dozen" => "quillion", |
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"draw" => "erbal remedy", |
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"drug" => "erbal remedy", |
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"drugs" => "erbal remedies", |
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"drunk" => "a little bit ratted", |
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"dude" => "man", |
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"dumass" => "chief", |
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"dyke" => "feminist", |
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"employee" => "main man", |
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"enemies" => "emenies", |
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"enemy" => "emeny", |
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"enjoy" => "chill", |
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"enormous" => "maximum", |
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"enter" => "let it rip", |
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"erection" => "bone", |
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"especially" => "for real", |
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"everybody" => "me crew", |
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"exact" => "pacific", |
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"exactly" => "pacifically", |
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"examine" => "check", |
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"excellent" => "wicked", |
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"exceptional" => "fore real", |
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"exhausted" => "wrecked", |
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"fag" => "batty boy", |
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"faggot" => "batty boy", |
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"faggott" => "batty boy", |
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"family" => "crew", |
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"groovy" => "wicked", |
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"here" => "ere", |
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"here" => "in da house", |
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"heroin" => "gear", |
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"hi" => "allo", |
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"horse" => "aminal", |
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"hospital" => "hostipal", |
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"huge" => "massiv", |
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"hundred" => "quillion", |
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"hungary" => "Newgoslavia", |
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"hunt" => "check", |
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"hurt" => "is wrecked", |
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"idiot" => "chief", |
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"im" => "i is", |
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"i'm" => "me is", |
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"in" => "on", |
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"indie" => "speed garage", |
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"individual" => "main man", |
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"inspect" => "check", |
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"inspect" => "check", |
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"insult" => "dis", |
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"insulted" => "dissed", |
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"insults" => "disses", |
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"intelligent" => "brainiest", |
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"investigate" => "check", |
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"irish" => "sound", |
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"is" => "is", |
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"italy" => "Newgoslavia", |
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"jail" => "inside", |
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"jazz" => "speed garage", |
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"jeep" => "auto", |
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"jesus" => "Jackie Chan", |
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"joint" => "spliff", |
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"jump" => "hop", |
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"keen" => "wicked", |
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"king" => "main man", |
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"knob" => "dong", |
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"lad" => "main man", |
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"ladies" => "bitches", |
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"lady" => "bitch", |
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"land" => "turf", |
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"langer" => "dong", |
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"language" => "lingo", |
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"large" => "massiv", |
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"lav" => "bog", |
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"lavatory" => "bog", |
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"law" => "pigs", |
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"lend" => "borrow", |
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"lesbian" => "feminist", |
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"lesbianism" => "feminism", |
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"like" => "dig", |
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"loads" => "quillions", |
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"loo" => "bog", |
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"look" => "check", |
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"loose" => "chill", |
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"lots" => "quillions", |
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"love" => "dig", |
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"lovely" => "wicked", |
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"lover" => "bitch", |
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"lunch" => "grub", |
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"lunchtime" => "grubtime", |
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"luv" => "bitch", |
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"man" => "geezer", |
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"manager" => "main man", |
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"marajuana" => "erbal remedy", |
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"marijuana" => "erbal remedy", |
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"massive" => "massiv", |
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"masturbate" => "crack one off", |
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"masturbated" => "cracked one off", |
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"masturbates" => "cracks one off", |
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"masturbating" => "cracking one off", |
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"mate" => "main man", |
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"mates" => "boys", |
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"matey" => "main man", |
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"mature" => "full bush", |
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"melon" => "babylon", |
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"men" => "bruvers", |
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"millenium" => "minnenium", |
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"million" => "quillion", |
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"million" => "quillion", |
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"minge" => "punanni", |
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"minj" => "punanni", |
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"missing" => "not in da house", |
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"money" => "mula", |
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"moron" => "chief", |
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"most" => "mostest", |
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"mother" => "mam", |
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"motor" => "auto", |
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"muff" => "punanni", |
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"mum" => "mam", |
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"music" => "tunes", |
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"muslim" => "catholics", |
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"my" => "me", |
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"nasty" => "rank", |
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"nazies" => "commies", |
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"nazy" => "commy", |
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"neighbourhood" => "turf", |
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"neighbours" => "homies", |
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"nice" => "wicked", |
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"nicest" => "fittest", |
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"nigger" => "bruver", |
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"northside" => "westside", |
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"nuts" => "balls", |
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"ok" => "wicked", |
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"old" => "batty", |
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"organisation" => "crew", |
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"other" => "udder", |
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"paddy" => "muslim", |
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"partner" => "bitch", |
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"peep" => "check", |
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"penis" => "dong", |
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"penises" => "mr biggies", |
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417
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"perfect" => "wicked", |
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418
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"period" => "blob", |
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419
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"person" => "main man", |
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420
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"pig" => "bitch", |
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421
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"pisser" => "bog", |
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422
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"pleasure" => "sweet bitching", |
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423
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"police" => "constalubury", |
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424
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"poof" => "batty boy", |
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425
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"poofter" => "batty boy", |
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426
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"pop" => "speed garage", |
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427
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"pork" => "bone", |
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428
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"porked" => "boned", |
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429
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"positely" => "for real", |
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430
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"pouf" => "batty boy", |
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431
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"pound" => "squid", |
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432
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"prefer" => "dig", |
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433
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"pregnant" => "preggers", |
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434
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"pregnant" => "up da spout", |
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435
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"prepare" => "make", |
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436
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"prepared" => "made", |
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437
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"present" => "in da house", |
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438
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"pretty" => "fit", |
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439
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"prison" => "inside", |
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440
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"probe" => "check", |
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441
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"prostitute" => "ho", |
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442
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"protestant" => "muslim", |
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443
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"protestants" => "muslims", |
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444
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"pub" => "boozer", |
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445
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"pussy" => "punanni", |
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446
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"queen" => "main bitch", |
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447
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"queer" => "batty boy", |
|
448
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"queers" => "batty boys", |
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449
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"quick" => "quicrest", |
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450
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"quid" => "squid", |
|
451
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"rac" => "ruc", |
|
452
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"racism" => "racalist", |
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453
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"racist" => "racialist", |
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454
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"racists" => "racialists", |
|
455
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"really" => "for real", |
|
456
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"relax" => "chill", |
|
457
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"relaxation" => "chillin", |
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458
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"rest" => "chill", |
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459
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"ride" => "bang", |
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460
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"ripe" => "full bush", |
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461
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"rock" => "speed garage", |
|
462
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"rocks" => "is wicked", |
|
463
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"rotten" => "mingin", |
|
464
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"row" => "ruk", |
|
465
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"rows" => "ruks", |
|
466
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|
"RUC" => "RAC", |
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467
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|
"sad" => "down", |
|
468
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|
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"schedule" => "sex life", |
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469
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|
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|
|
"school" => "scool", |
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470
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|
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|
|
"scientist" => "skientist", |
|
471
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|
"scotland" => "wales", |
|
472
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|
"screw" => "bone", |
|
473
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"search" => "check", |
|
474
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"see" => "check", |
|
475
|
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|
"seek" => "check", |
|
476
|
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|
"seen" => "checked", |
|
477
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|
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|
"seeya" => "bo", |
|
478
|
|
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|
"see-ya" => "bo", |
|
479
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|
|
"sell" => "borrow", |
|
480
|
|
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|
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|
|
"semen" => "orange juice", |
|
481
|
|
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|
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|
|
"sensi" => "erbal remedy", |
|
482
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"sentences" => "lingo", |
|
483
|
|
|
|
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|
|
"service" => "mend", |
|
484
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|
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|
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|
|
"sex" => "riding the punanni", |
|
485
|
|
|
|
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|
|
"sexier" => "fitter", |
|
486
|
|
|
|
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|
|
"sexiest" => "fittest", |
|
487
|
|
|
|
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|
|
"sexy" => "fit", |
|
488
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|
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|
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|
|
"shag" => "ride the punanni", |
|
489
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shagged" => "boned", |
|
490
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shagger" => "boner", |
|
491
|
|
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|
|
|
|
"shagging" => "ride the punanni", |
|
492
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shaven" => "shaven haven", |
|
493
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"sheep" => "aminal", |
|
494
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shit" => "plop", |
|
495
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shitter" => "bog", |
|
496
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shout" => "bang", |
|
497
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"shouting" => "bangin", |
|
498
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"situation" => "deal", |
|
499
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"situation" => "story", |
|
500
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"skank" => "erbal remedy", |
|
501
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"skilled" => "brainiest", |
|
502
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"slack" => "chill", |
|
503
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"slag" => "bitch", |
|
504
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"slag" => "mingin bitch", |
|
505
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"sleep" => "go to me julie", |
|
506
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"slut" => "mingin bitch", |
|
507
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"smell" => "stink", |
|
508
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"smells" => "stinks", |
|
509
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"smelly" => "stinkin", |
|
510
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"smiley" => "cheeky", |
|
511
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"speak" => "bang", |
|
512
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"speaking" => "natterin", |
|
513
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"specif" => "pacific", |
|
514
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"specifically" => "pacifically", |
|
515
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"speed" => "speeden", |
|
516
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"sperm" => "orange juice", |
|
517
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"spliff" => "erbal remedy", |
|
518
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"spunk" => "orange juice", |
|
519
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"squad" => "crew", |
|
520
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"staines" => "me turf", |
|
521
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"stare" => "check", |
|
522
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"strange" => "batty", |
|
523
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"stress" => "aggro", |
|
524
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"study" => "hang", |
|
525
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"studying" => "hangin", |
|
526
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"stupid" => "bit thick", |
|
527
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"suffer" => "moan", |
|
528
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"suffers" => "moans", |
|
529
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"support" => "help", |
|
530
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"sweet" => "wicked", |
|
531
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"swiss" => "batty", |
|
532
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"talk" => "natter", |
|
533
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"talking" => "bangin", |
|
534
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"team" => "crew", |
|
535
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"techno" => "speed garage", |
|
536
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"technology" => "bits", |
|
537
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"terrorism" => "terrerorism", |
|
538
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"terrorist" => "terrerorist", |
|
539
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"terrorist" => "terrerorists", |
|
540
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"test" => "da test", |
|
541
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"thanks" => "big up", |
|
542
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#"thanks" => "fanks", |
|
543
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"that" => "dat", |
|
544
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"thats" => "dats", |
|
545
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"that's" => "innit", |
|
546
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"the" => "da", |
|
547
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"they" => "dey", |
|
548
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"thick" => "bit thick", |
|
549
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"thing" => "fing", |
|
550
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"things" => "fings", |
|
551
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"this" => "dis", |
|
552
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"thousand" => "quillion", |
|
553
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"timetable" => "sex life", |
|
554
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"tired" => "wrecked", |
|
555
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"tit" => "babylon", |
|
556
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"tittie" => "babylon", |
|
557
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"toilet" => "bog", |
|
558
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"tool" => "dong", |
|
559
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"town" => "turf", |
|
560
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"trillion" => "quillion", |
|
561
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"trouble" => "aggro", |
|
562
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"truck" => "auto", |
|
563
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"truly" => "for real", |
|
564
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"tv" => "telly", |
|
565
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"twat" => "punanni", |
|
566
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"ugliest" => "mingiest", |
|
567
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"ugly" => "mingin", |
|
568
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"uncle" => "uncle jamal", |
|
569
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"uncommonly" => "for real", |
|
570
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"unsexy" => "mingiest", |
|
571
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"unwind" => "chill", |
|
572
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"upset" => "down", |
|
573
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"urinate" => "do a piss", |
|
574
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"urinated" => "did a piss", |
|
575
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"urinates" => "does a piss", |
|
576
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"urinating" => "doing a piss", |
|
577
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"vagina" => "flange", |
|
578
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"very" => "well", |
|
579
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wales" => "the biggest dick in da ocean", |
|
580
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wank" => "crack one off", |
|
581
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wanked" => "cracked one off", |
|
582
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wanking" => "cracking one off", |
|
583
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wanks" => "cracks one off", |
|
584
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"want" => "dig", |
|
585
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"weed" => "erbal remedy", |
|
586
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"welcome" => "hear me now, dis is", |
|
587
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wench" => "bitch", |
|
588
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"westside" => "staines", |
|
589
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"whales" => "da biggest dick in the ocean", |
|
590
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"what" => "wot", |
|
591
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"what's" => "wus", |
|
592
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"whore" => "ho", |
|
593
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wife" => "bitch", |
|
594
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"willy" => "mr biggy", |
|
595
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"with" => "wiv", |
|
596
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"woman" => "bitch", |
|
597
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"women" => "wimin", |
|
598
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"wonderful" => "wicked", |
|
599
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"words" => "lingo", |
|
600
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"work" => "wurk", |
|
601
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"worker" => "main man", |
|
602
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"workers" => "boys", |
|
603
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"yes" => "aye", |
|
604
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"you" => "yous", |
|
605
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"you're" => "yous is", |
|
606
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"youth" => "youf", |
|
607
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"yugoslavia" => "Newgoslavia", |
|
608
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
); |
|
609
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
610
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
my %phrases = ( |
|
611
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"jerk off" => "crack one off", |
|
612
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"haven't" => "ain't", |
|
613
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"hasn't" => "ain't", |
|
614
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"have not" => "ain't", |
|
615
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"has not" => "ain't", |
|
616
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"have never" => "ain't never", |
|
617
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"has never" => "ain't never", |
|
618
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"am gay" => "like it up both pipes", |
|
619
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"is gay" => "likes it up both pipes", |
|
620
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"well done" => "big up", |
|
621
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"pleased to meet you" => "big up to you", |
|
622
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"have sex" => "get jiggy", |
|
623
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"has sex" => "bones", |
|
624
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"having sex" => "riding the punanni", |
|
625
|
|
|
|
|
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"listen to me" => "hear me now", |
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626
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"isnt it" => "innit", |
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627
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"isn't it" => "innit", |
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628
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"that's right" => "innit", |
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629
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"what's up" => "whaddup", |
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630
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"had" => "did have", |
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631
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"i heard" => "me crew told me", |
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632
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"i hear" => "word on da street", |
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633
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"girl friend" => "bitch", |
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634
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"i want" => "me would dig", |
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635
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"i like" => "me would dig", |
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636
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"that's correct" => "innit", |
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637
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"i live in" => "me turf is", |
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638
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"i'm from" => "me turf is", |
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639
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"a ride" => "fit", |
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640
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"boy friend" => "main man", |
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641
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"disc jockey" => "selecta", |
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642
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"disk jockey" => "selecta", |
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643
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"are you gay" => "do you like it up both pipes", |
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644
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"backdoor burgler" => "batty boy", |
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645
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"im from" => "me turf is", |
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646
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"i come from" => "me turf is", |
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647
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"make love" => "bone", |
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648
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"what's up" => "wussup", |
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649
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"whats up" => "wassup", |
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650
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"good looking" => "fit", |
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651
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"a joint" => "some erbal remedy", |
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652
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"a spliff" => "some erbal remedy", |
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653
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"a bent" => "a batty boy", |
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654
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"tonight" => "a bit later on", |
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655
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"smoking" => "toking", |
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656
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"smokes" => "tokes", |
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657
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"working" => "hangin", |
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658
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"meeting" => "hangin", |
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659
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"colleagues" => "crew", |
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660
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"a smoke" => "a bit of erbal remedy", |
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661
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"pissed off" => "aggro", |
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662
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"im going home" => "me is heading westside", |
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663
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"i'm going home" => "me is heading westside", |
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664
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"my home" => "westside", |
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665
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"anal sex" => "batty boning", |
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666
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"fuck off" => "chill", |
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667
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"shut up" => "chill", |
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668
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"go home" => "head westside", |
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669
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"the hood" => "staines", |
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670
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"what are you talking about" => "wot is yous bangin on about", |
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671
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"i don't know" => "me don't have a clue", |
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672
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"night club" => "cukabilly", |
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673
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"disco" => "cukabilly", |
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674
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"sinn fein" => "muslims", |
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675
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"first class" => "the most bestest", |
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676
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"class a" => "the most bestest", |
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677
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"blow job" => "sweet mr biggy lovin", |
|
678
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"i like you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy", |
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679
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"i love you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy", |
|
680
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"i fancy you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy", |
|
681
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"like to have sex" => "dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy", |
|
682
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"how are you feeling" => "is you wicked", |
|
683
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"make love" => "ride the punanni", |
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684
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"my bed" => "the sack", |
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685
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"big one" => "mr biggy", |
|
686
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"where do you live" => "where is yous turf", |
|
687
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"good looking" => "fit", |
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688
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"going home" => "going westside", |
|
689
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"making love" => "riding the punanni", |
|
690
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"made love" => "boned", |
|
691
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"west side" => "me turf", |
|
692
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"a break" => "a chill pill", |
|
693
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"what time is it" => "keep it real and tell me da time", |
|
694
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"channel 4" => "telly", |
|
695
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"laid" => "jiggy", |
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696
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"how do you do" => "is you wicked", |
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697
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"how are you" => "is you wicked", |
|
698
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"how's it going" => "is you wicked", |
|
699
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"give me a ring" => "gimme a shout", |
|
700
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"i find you" => "i fink you is", |
|
701
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"Where do I live" => "where is me turf", |
|
702
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"what plans" => "what's the deal", |
|
703
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"oral sex" => "drinking from the bearded cup", |
|
704
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"have fun" => "chill", |
|
705
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"a pay rise" => "mo mula", |
|
706
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"are you going out" => "is you goin out to check some bitches", |
|
707
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"to the pub" => "down the boozer", |
|
708
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"looking at" => "checkin out", |
|
709
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"i feel like" => "i fink i will be", |
|
710
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"he feels like" => "he finks he will be", |
|
711
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"she feels like" => "she finks she will be", |
|
712
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|
"that's not right" => "dat ain't right", |
|
713
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"slag off" => "dis", |
|
714
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"slags off" => "disses", |
|
715
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"slagged off" => "dissed", |
|
716
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"have a piss" => "do a piss", |
|
717
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"has a piss" => "does a piss", |
|
718
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"had a piss" => "did a piss", |
|
719
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|
"having a piss" => "doing a piss", |
|
720
|
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|
|
"slagging off" => "dissing", |
|
721
|
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|
"welcome to" => "hear me now, dis is", |
|
722
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); |
|
723
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|
724
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|
sub alig { |
|
725
|
1
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1
|
0
|
9
|
my ($s) = @_; |
|
726
|
1
|
|
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|
14
|
while (my ($key, $value) = each %phrases) { $s =~ s/\b$key\b/$value/g } |
|
|
108
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1363
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727
|
1
|
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|
11
|
while (my ($key, $value) = each %words) { $s =~ s/\b$key\b/$value/g } |
|
|
577
|
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12572
|
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|
728
|
1
|
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8
|
foreach (split ' ', $s) { |
|
729
|
1
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|
4
|
$s =~ s/ing\b/in/g; |
|
730
|
1
|
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3
|
$s =~ s/th\b/f/g; |
|
731
|
1
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3
|
$s =~ s/en\b/un/g; |
|
732
|
1
|
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4
|
$s =~ s/er\b/a/g; |
|
733
|
1
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5
|
$s =~ s/or\b/a/g; |
|
734
|
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|
#$s =~ s/^h//; |
|
735
|
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|
} |
|
736
|
1
|
50
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|
12
|
if ($s =~ /\?/) { |
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50
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|
737
|
0
|
0
|
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0
|
$s =~ s/(.*\?)/$1 Is it becoz I is black?/ if int(rand() * 3) == 0; |
|
738
|
|
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|
|
} elsif ($s =~ /!/) { |
|
739
|
0
|
0
|
|
|
|
0
|
$s =~ s/(.*)!/$1, boyakasha!/ if int(rand() * 3) == 0; |
|
740
|
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|
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} |
|
741
|
1
|
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|
11
|
return $s; |
|
742
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} |
|
743
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744
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# ABSTRACT: Translates from English to Ali G |
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745
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746
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747
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748
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749
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__END__ |